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{fir uske baad usne mujhse puchna bandh kar dia :P…. Shayad…. Over dose de dia maine :P }

Is Khuda ke Bandhay ki baarikiyaan jaante hain!!

Pyaar ka Funda:

“Hum Couple tho hain magar commitment ka pata nahin”

{waah kya kismat hain us har ladke ki jisko aisa ladkaaa… mera matalb… is type ki ladki mile :P }

Charisma:

“Masum hain par Masumiyat nahin

Sharif hain par Sharaafat nahin”

{fir bhi log thag jaate hain}

Ghar walo ka kehna:

He is a Godfather to lil one… a perfect brother to elder ones….and a responsible son to olders {Thank me Shitij…. I knw u must be happy… par dil pe patthar rakh ke maine yeh likha hain :P}

Talent se pehchaan:

“Kavitaayen kamaal kamaal ki likhta hain

Fir 100 rupay bhi ainth tha hain “ {for every poem }

“Kuch bhi kaam karvao

Tho pehle khud ka kaam sochta hain" {ab kya karein...}

Khiladi Business ka:

Bahut bada Venture Capitalist hain – Return on Talent dekh kar hi apna capital (talent) lagata (batata) hain…

## Haina na Anokha ##

{PS: Oh btw this Spirit is a kick ass event in all those life who know him....His name's Shitij....and he is the biggest not wanting mistake...Supposedly… I asked him to read my blogs…. And I had to pay BIG for this... so wrote for him……….. Just on his request!!}

I Yelled and that Lousy Reptile Fainted !!

Hah... What will u do, when u c a creepy creature trying to play games with u ? Jumping with glory just to tease u? Trying to spoil yer Nike keetos that u just washed with so much efforts? U will either 'shooo shooo' that ugly moron thing or u will give it a chance to actually let it reside on yer keetos? Nowaysssssss....

I wont ! I would rather shoot it huh?

It was a night to remember during my hostel days. That day I had a long day of college and lots of compulsory hostel formalities.I thought that day I 'll skip my washing and cleaning part...

Sharp 8:00 - Roll call bell rang... U cant dare to miss it even if u r dying haan! I was half dead!! And.... there was an announcement "Room Checking" tonight. My sleepy eyes popped out.. I was so tired and stressed out but I had no options... had to happen.. it had to happen .. d day I'm so dead ,Nuns have to harass me all the more.. ahhg ! anyways... kept my SPIRITS high as in my 2nd year of Grads, I was honored with Tidiness award. Thought shall try my luck as this is my last year ..But.. Having Ecomonics Honors,it was difficult to be mentally relaxed for other extra work..

Alas... after all the quick cleaning,Nuns called off "Room Check"... I was damn pissed!!!!!!!!

Phew..... It was a bad day... very very bad day...

I took a deep breath and calmed myself in my cosy bed. I rested for a while.. but all the convent girls hostelites should know what a pain it is in such hostels as u are always bounded with some responsibility... I was supposedly into hostel coordinating committee and there comes a call...

Well ! attended the meeting and then I thought i shall wash my Nike Keetos since I'm up. I made it to wash somehow.. @@

I left them for drying under my bed...... and............ what i see..........this small stupid lizard was jumping wall to wall.. I was suprised .. It looked so hyperactive... Damn it!!!

And to harass me more this Nun looking Lizard :P came close to my keetos....
I got damnnnnnnnnnnn annoyed,,,,,,,,, I merely yelled at it so badly.......... it was just about to jump ... rather........ I think my yell was so screachy that poor lizard couldn't bear it and it made a zzzzz sound along with nodding its head as in 'Noooooo' and was flat upturned.....

For once I was blank???? as to wat must have happened??? I was scared.... I was praying God "Plz rest the soul in peace" :P I had no clue what to do??

It was late hour of night... I somehow managed calling my friends as after particular hour socialising was not allowed :(

One of my frens "June" (nickname),I dictated the entire scenario to her and she couldnt stop laughing but also having pity on that small lil thing :P

Believe me.... for once all came to give "Shradhaanjali" {hahahahaha} as it was the [hungama] for that hour.... But according to June, it fainted... after few minutes we saw that it was back to its normal position but frozen.... heheheheheheheh

June got a flap of thick paper and made it live again.... She gave it a fresh air that too outside my room as my room had a terrace attached....

I swear after that day I dint see even a single lizard wandering in my room ever for that year...

But I am sure, one day all those moron lizards will clan and plan up a revenge .. Good luck to the future room seekers :P
Room No.9 - its jinxed to be on a Blacklist :)

Scoffing at my Folly :P

An evening of Stars !

Promotion of Traash - a Silver Jewellery line : One of the chapters of my Book of Job.

It was a Fashion Show . That day I met some model frens of mine and interacted with some new. Of all the girls, only male model supposedly :) came out to be a mutual fren. It so happened that he initiated conversation (as always I never do) and in those talks we had a common model friend. With rehersals and long day of pre production and coordination, the sunlight eventually drowned( I could actually see sunlight drowning as venue was Ra Lounge @ Phoenix Mills which has a transparent shade) and the evening with discolights flashed. The place had an aura of "getting toxic" ;) Trust me!!

Evening started with a big bang with Nina Manuel and Vidisha Pawate ramping as lead models. Nisha Harale anchoring the show. And hey how can i forget the centre of mass attraction - the "West Indies Team" . Marlon Samuels rocked the ramp with his dignified attitude along with other co-players. Brian Lara gave a Guest Appearance at the end of the show.

Among the star invitees I cannot forget Vida(won title Miss Afghanistan). The modesty goes this way that at the climax of the show I came front stage and I saw this dame staring at me. For once, i perspired [I am straight ofcourse!]. I immediately took off my eyes as to nowhere in my knowledge I knew this diva. To conclude my duty I was surrendering all the work. And what I see... this diva comes backstage hanging on to the butt of a West Indies Player [laugh of loud].She sees me again and says I think I have seen you somewhere? My eyes twinkled and for once i mummbled "abhi tho dekha tha is gadhi ne".Then she's like oh yess! I saw you right outside ahhaan.. U look cute haan.. I was like.. My jaw actually dropped. Phew!!! I took off from backstage. Since the ambience was deeply toxic, I could see none 'off drink'.

While packing up things, suddenly Chandrapaul comes to me and say "Its Nice to meet you".. U look really cute" I was like awwwwwwww.... But I smiled and kept that aww to myself :) [after all I know how to deal with people yaar]

There was a good and loud DJ hitting this compact place. I freed my load and made myself comfortable with a whisky - socialising and dancing :P The socialising seemed never ending that day :P I danced for 3 non stop hours with some beer or large of some whisky in my hand [I actually dont remember names]. I tripped the light fantastic and to my senses working I remember, it came as a suprise to me..that male model fren of mine Anish was off drink and was there to my support while many models and my colleagues from office had left [colleagues on whom I could actually rely upon].I was so hIgH on musique that I caught up DJ's collar to play those days chartbuster - "Kyun aajkal neend cum khwaab zyada hain" .

Later I was told that this particular number was played 7 or 8 times and once it was dedicated by Anish to Me...and Anish was all the more there till d time the entire set up collapsed and left in time to catch Ek Chalees Ki Last Local for his place :PWhen I eluded from that 'Trance' at that late hour of night I actually raised my eyebrows in disgrace by my ACT of getting toxic ;) [still shameless hehe]

Anish called me up and concluded it was A Kick Ass day and trust me that was THE day when I witnessed this : Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill

I know I am a 'FrEaK' hahahah ...

;) I ultimately got Spirit-ed {Yoooo}

:: Chirks to Taraash ::